List of speculated times and places for first wave of zombie attacks

Date/Location

1. Bastille Day (07/14) in the year 2012/Central Park, NY
2. Canadian Thanksgiving (10/12) 2009/Boca Raton, FL
3. December 24th, 1982/Fairfax Hospital, Fairfax, VA*
4. Boxing Day (12/26) 2050/The Pirates of the Carribean ride, Disney World**

*in the future zombies will stumble upon one of our time machines and send one of their kind to the day I was born to stop me from spreading zombie awareness… thats right, zombies have no problems with infanticide, baby murdering jerks
**zombies will blend in with the Pirates ride thus making it impossible to detect them, tricky bastards

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