How to Survive a Zombie Attack

I’m at a loss for words, this is long and ridiculous

Will you survive when the day of reckoning comes?

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TEST

Strategy – weaponry

this video depicts a classic style of fighting zombies, best used during one on one combat

List of speculated times and places for first wave of zombie attacks

Date/Location

1. Bastille Day (07/14) in the year 2012/Central Park, NY
2. Canadian Thanksgiving (10/12) 2009/Boca Raton, FL
3. December 24th, 1982/Fairfax Hospital, Fairfax, VA*
4. Boxing Day (12/26) 2050/The Pirates of the Carribean ride, Disney World**

*in the future zombies will stumble upon one of our time machines and send one of their kind to the day I was born to stop me from spreading zombie awareness… thats right, zombies have no problems with infanticide, baby murdering jerks
**zombies will blend in with the Pirates ride thus making it impossible to detect them, tricky bastards

Zombies in America?

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They have infiltrated our media


Don’t be fooled by zombie propaganda, its this type of zombie worship that has desensitized us to the dangerous threat the undead pose